Ponchos and Lasers

wlw obsessing over mlm ships because there are barely any women in media for them to ship together is NOT the same as straight women obsessing over mlm ships because they think it’s hot send tweet

and mlm liking wlw ships bc gay relationships are to be treasured is NOT the same as straight guys thinking lesbians are hot to watch

now that i think about it a lil, i don’t think spoiler paranoia is ruining movies. the movies they’re making are already bad and soulless and the reason they’re paranoid about spoilers is because if you already know who lives and dies at the end of the avengers… you don’t need to see it anymore. the movie doesn’t stand on its own. they’re just dependent on people that are already invested in the characters. 

movies are supposed to have more substance than just twists. like, the relationships with the characters. but the avengers don’t really have those do they? i’ve seen almost all of the marvel movies and i don’t think any of the main crew are like, actually friends? if all your movies have is big twists than of course spoilers are gonna ruin it for people. spoilers are all you got!!! nobody says stuff like, spoiler warning, the Hulk and Thor have a heartwarming moment by the campfire. That is shit that you have to see to experience. Good movies can’t be ruined by spoilers. 

How many movies have entire subcultures around rewatching them? Like LOTR or Harry Potter or Star Wars. If your movie can be ruined by a spoiler for a twist than like…. it’s not rewatchable. And if it’s not rewatchable than it isn’t good!!

have some homoeroticism and maybe you’ll calm down

I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM

ppl take Star Wars far more seriously than it was ever meant to be taken.