Morgan

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

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good evening does anyone remember that one disney channel movie where a family wins an entire house that’s artificially intelligent like Siri but as the movie progresses the house becomes more and more strict and obsessive and eventually it holds the family hostage

nope how was your day today?

very good! it was raining and there was a nice slug on the pavement

wow!! right on the pavement?

right on the pavement!

It was called Smart House

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

this is our purpose

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid