absolutely not

it’s really sad that prince philip won’t be able to see the fnaf movie

he’s in it

if now during the quarantine you have stopped wearing make up and shaving because 'nobody's going to see it anyways' maybe it's time to admit that you never did those things 'for yourself' in the first place and that it has always been about the pressure that society puts on women to conform to a certain standard of what is considered beautiful or desirable

FACTS.

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its not the 1990s. we don’t have to watch friends anymore

still fucking funny… im a genius? funnier because i was in the writing department at my school and this was my final word before disappearing and never seeing any of classmates ever again

ya coochie declined

an old white dude in taco bell saw me wearing my wal-mart vest and gave me a speech about how i need to quit retail and get a REAL job so i could one day “get a car like that” and pointed at my own damn car

for everyone that asked, i just said “you’re right” and then got in my car and drove away

hey guys i’m running out of money for food pls help me out!! even if you can’t buy a reading please reblog