Actirangers Yellow and Pink
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Actirangers Yellow and Pink
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Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my âday offâ (in quotes because Iâm always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And Iâm just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like âHello? Sir? Do you know youâre endangered? Dont eat that!â And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, âIâm an idiot. He doesnât speak English.â And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went âSeĂąor Mapache! Sabe que estĂĄ en peligro de extinciĂłn? No coma!â In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.
Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.
Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)
Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my âday offâ (in quotes because Iâm always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And Iâm just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like âHello? Sir? Do you know youâre endangered? Dont eat that!â And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, âIâm an idiot. He doesnât speak English.â And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went âSeĂąor Mapache! Sabe que estĂĄ en peligro de extinciĂłn? No coma!â In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.
Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.
Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)
Fun fact: starting next week, Iâll be able to get free transport and staff meal discounts for this specific beach club lmao
I will very much not be drunk though, cause Iâll be formally researching the raccoons
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
I drew Robert as a woman so my lesbian friend could understand the hype
Started out as a joke. Accidentally locked in. Enjoy!
Stupid ref imagine under the cut
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im a little drunk and dont usually non anon messahe bc this is a follow only blog but have this man who i watched crawl out a drain a few months ago
I LOVE HIM! Thank you for sharing <3
I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that
*ungreats your dane*
i just found 12 bricks
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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
>10 hours ago
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in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that Iâve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesnât necessarily say âElucidate the Raptureâ but it does say something thatâs kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask âhey i think i saw a weird image onceâ and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like âoh yeah thatâs the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop seriesâ and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images youâve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photosetâŚ. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.comâŚ
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than ârandom person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrativeâ - letâs go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Sheaâs 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: âIt was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.â
in Frederik Pohlâs The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is âAnother crack at Immanentising the Eschatonâ
Crystal Thierryâs (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
I want to wish you all a very merry Mandela effect
Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

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TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH
if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater
Okay no but like, I am still SO ENAMORED by this transition yâall, âcause when Dorothy opens the door of the house onto the colors of Oz, the inside of the house is still sepia toned. And they did that by literally making the interior and the costume and everything SEPIA TONED. You had a double for Judy Garland in a specifically-created sepia-toned dress, in a sepia-toned set, opening the door, backing out of frame, and then the Dorothy that steps back into frame is Judy Garland in her full color costume and makeup, stepping out into the color set.
Itâs just
Yâall itâs such a GREAT EFFECT, and this was before computer effects and green screen, it was all practical and yeah it feels like nothing now, but at the time, man, not only was technicolor new, but Iâm pretty sure no other movie had done a transition out of b/w or sepia into color, and even knowing it was a technicolor film, that must have just been fucking wild to see! It still is wild to see!! Itâs so good.
The technique of switching between double and main actor without an edit is called a Texas Switch and it's still used today, it's very neat to have something so simple yet tricky persist pretty much just because it genuinely looks better to do it with timing than with editing.