[Gun Noises]

Even tho I don't really go here anymore I'm gonna be changing my URL as soon as I can think of a good one because I'm a man now

This will do for now lmao <3

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

what DID medic even spend 7 billion dollars on(like 20 billion in 2025 money) animal organs can’t be that expensive. did he use TFC’s medical budget to buy a fucking island

also how fucking loaded was TFC that their entire medical budget (probably just the monthly one considering tfc heavy seems more mad about sniper being revived then the financial aspect) for 9/8 people was 7 billion dollars. that’s more GDP then some countries

was TFC also just a drug smuggling operation??? a legitimate company??? how the fuck does a mercenary team have 7 billion dollars to allocate

tfc heavy; medic you whore how did you put us 7 billion in debt