I Love Being Queer

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

There should be half naked male strippers dancing on platforms for the public to enjoy at every target and CVS location in the country

tumblr is that website where someone can just make a post containing nothing but the number 7 in bold font, it's got 10k notes and it could've been the only thing that made someone smile that day

if you do that on youtube they get scared and think its an ARG