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#yeah dude #pinned.post #Ough at least I have these on hand. this shit’s annoying #Youtube

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cottagecorrosive

Old World Blues Core

#yeah dude #jesus christ if any of those freaks came at me with a grin like that #they'd be taking a brick to the brain dome. except Mobius

seven-oh-four

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

#yeah dude #let me at them. they are no match for me.

panashunic

look at how Tiny he is. He can barely 1 normal piece of sliced bread in his mouth because he is so small and petite

this is not a damn 5ft-6ft height difference

#yeah dude #on par with Koichi JJBA allegedly being 157cm (5'1) and Josuke being 180cm (5'10)#meanwhile Josuke is like. consistently like 2-3 feet taller than Koichi

lesbianraskolnikov

this will make me laugh forever probably

#yeah dude #jjba #Imagining him biting into a can and just draining it and it's killing me #do you think he shared with Vanilla Ice or Pucci

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carneirinha

i like adrian shephard as a concept but i do not trust 90% of his fans. he is very much a HECU marine thru n thru just like the others that got blown 2 bits he was literally in his journal like "i wanna kill people so bad omg i wanna b just like rambo" n it kinda implies that he's only not shooting black mesa personnel in the face bcuz he didn't know he should do that n so he just acted like a normal person instead. it's interesting

like i LIKE him bcuz he seems 2 b a good bit younger than all the other hl1 protags AND i can't trust him as far as i throw him... but u look at his fans n they're like "i love the US military and i think adrian is soooo badass" (or the more left-leaning "won't anyone think of the poor HECUs?") n it's like oh ok. let's die

#yeah dude #half life #i just like him because OpFor has the most bullshit enemies in HL1 and I like how he suffers #and also the canceled game with him and Father Grigori that still breaks my heart because it seemed really fun #i feel like you could maybe write him as somebody who realizes the govt doesnt give a fuck about him or the rest of the HECU #but also. brother's been locked in that osprey for 20 something years now I don't think he's getting any more arcs

cicigee

A first time startle

#yeah dude #fallout #this is so fucking cute im gonna throw up

jvlianbashir

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

jvlianbashir

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

pickapea

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

#yeah dude #if a movie opens on a pristine ice white minimalist mcmansion/penthouse #i am immediately rooting for everyone inside to get eaten by The Creature (literal or metaphorical)

dragongirlsweetie

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

#yeah dude #gets shot and feels an effect

portraituresque

Nano Banana : 1998 "artist self-portrait painted from a TV"

#yeah dude #holy shit?? the recursion??

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lesvegas

Sitcom moms that everyone else hates for some reason I love you so much

lesvegas

They could never make me hate you

#yeah dude #neither of them get enough credit for not just killing motherfuckers with what they had to deal with constantly

redacted-metallum

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

devilswalkingstick

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

redacted-metallum

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

devilswalkingstick

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

redacted-metallum

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

#yeah dude #I could probably pet a hyena because of my wicked heart and lack of survival instinct

artemissa97

Spider-Man vs. the Sinister Sixteen (2025)

Funniest shit to ever grace a comic, don't @ me

#yeah dude #marvel comics #do you think this is like a constant problem for him #imagine he RSVPs for some villain meetup and he uses his personal email. wait actually #do you think his Magneto email is his personal one and his other one is his work one

gracestellaerie

Do you know what rhymes with House

#yeah dude #Roquefort Chedwin Mouse. is this anything

depsidase

#yeah dude #this is what is (was?) inside the refrigerator outside his shitty house nobody wants to buy

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wolfertinger666

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

wolfertinger666

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

#yeah dude #this is so sick #all the little details....

targetedknowledge

#yeah dude #this is what 70% of Yakuza gameplay looks like to me

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