get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

Butch bicep. Butch back. Butch thighs. Butch anything and I'm drooling.

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

oh I'm killing myself in front of them easy

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.