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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.
Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos
if i ever ignored your ask no i didnt. im keeping them safe and warm in my inbox forever. i just couldnt think of a good or funny response sorry
My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

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This is just me taking a second to appreciate each and every person that has given me a kudo on AO3. I want you to know how much it is appreciated and elevates my day greatly. I see each and every one of them and when I get that little email, I look them over and see which stories they were left on multiple times like I'm studying for a test.
Anyway, kudos are awesome. You are awesome. I see you, dear readers and I love you!
we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

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Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me
#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled
My ability to not watch stuff is out of control. It's so powerful I end up not watching stuff I was fully intending to watch
Kindred souls right there…

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There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet
Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?