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Now, somehow, it will be Even Funnier when they desperately try to maintain that Mitch is still alive.

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

a man's true beauty shows when he is bleeding to death of course

I've been an adult hanging out with other adults in fandom spaces for so long that I have the opposite problem of the 19-year-olds in fandom who are like, 'You're 31 and STILL in fandom?? Why are you here, shouldn't you be DEAD??' Which is to say I assume everyone in fandom is at least 25, but probably over 30, and then someone does something that strikes me as weirdly immature, and I think, 'Wtf, that's a weird attitude for an adult': and then I find out they are not, in fact, an adult, and I realise I forgot about teenagers again.