I write exclusively Number Five Hargreeves fanfiction. If you have any requests for one shots featuring Five x reader-insert or my original characters, please let me know! Use the Ask Me Anything button for requests but please read my rules first. I may not be able to accommodate all requests, however. Thank you for understanding! ❤️
The only "rules" I have are as follows ( no judgement to anyone, I just have my preferences):
Five will be aged up to at least 17 or 18 (body wise) or older
Five is an old man underneath it all, so no teenage romances or crushes
No rape/non-con, but dub-con is ok
No ABO, hardcore BDSM, Yandere
I will not be writing any Five/Lila ships, sorry!
*Updated April 2026* Requests CLOSED
POSTED ON TUMBLR:
Obsession
Five x Female Reader, 10.8k words, one-shot
Summary: After being assigned by the Commission to observe and report back on their best agent, you become consumed with thoughts of him. Even after your job is complete, you can't stop watching his every move. But Five doesn't have a reputation for being the best for no reason, and you find out that the hunter has become the hunted. Obsession, it turns out, can go both ways.
Warnings: Smut, stalking
Pressure
Five x Female OC, 6.5k words, one-shot
Summary: Vivian has been taking on too much at work and in her personal life. Eventually, the pressure is too much and she has a panic attack. As she has done many times for him, Five is there to help her through it.
Warnings: Sweet smut, panic attacks
Full Disclosure
Five x Female Reader insert, 9.6k words, one-shot, request
Summary: You had always had eyes for Five, but you had kept your relationship friendly and professional. When you and he are sent to investigate a possible conspiracy within the CIA, involving the unauthorized use of a top secret interrogation weapon... you may not be able to keep your true feelings to yourself anymore
(aka: You and Five: A Sex Pollen Story)
Warnings: Smut
The Bodyguard: Second Act
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine - Final
Five x Female reader insert, multi-chapter, complete, sequel
Summary: Five is no longer employed as your bodyguard, but he is constantly watching for any signs of danger around you. When you become a targeted woman again, Five is forced to make a deal he thought he would never have to make again. How much is he willing to risk for your safety? The answer: everything.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex, light bondage, dominate Five
Que Sera Sera
Five x Female reader insert, 2.8k words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five is sent into an existential spiral when you ask him to meet your mother and she turns out to be an all-too familiar face from his past life
Warnings: Panic attacks. No Smut!
Accidentally In Love
Five x Female reader insert, 10k words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: You and Five are neighbors and friends. Best friends. That abruptly changes when Five catches you undressing in front of your window one night. He soon finds it's a slippery slope from a little harmless voyeurism to becoming an outright weirdo. The question is: do you mind?
Warnings: Smut, mild voyeurism (meaning it's not really that creepy), B&E (blinking and entering)
Every Breath You Take
Five x Female reader insert, 7k words, one-shot, reader request, sequel to Don't Stand So Close To Me
Summary: Five had his chance, but he couldn't give you want you wanted, which was more than just meaningless sex. You weren't going to wait around for him forever, so you decided to preserve your dignity and leave him alone. But Five soon realized that he didn't like being ignored by you. He didn't like it one bit.
Warnings: Explicit sex, rough sex, soft Five
Gone Fishing
Five x Female reader insert, 3.9k words, one-shot reader request
Summary: Five tries to teach you how to fish. You find a way to make it much less boring.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex, really bad fishing puns
A Ghost From The Past
Five x Female OC, 8.8k words, one-shot reader request
Summary: A chance meeting with a past lover leaves Five with feelings of guilt and shame. As always, Viv is there to help him navigate them and remind him of the man he really is.
Warnings: Explicit sex, bondage, rough sex, oral sex, a dash of Daddy kink, a sprinkle of praise kink
Losing Control
Five x Female OC, 6.2k words, one-shot
Summary: Five finds himself helping out his ex and driving her home one night. A lot of past feelings start to surface for both of them, leading to a very high-stakes moment that has Five wondering how much he's willing to let go to get what he wants
Warnings: Smut, blow jobs while driving, car sex
Kiss Or Kill
Five x Female reader, one-shot, 8.8k words
Summary: Five is working for the Commission and you two have a long history of competitiveness, rivalry, and pure hatred for one another. When Five finds you are working late in the office the same night that he is, he can't believe his rotten luck. But as we all know, hate is very close to lust.
Warnings: Explicit sex, hate sex, name calling, mention of past trauma (family death)
Every Version Of You
Five x Female reader, one-shot, 5.7k words
Summary: It takes a close call with death for Five to realize what kind of man he wants to be and what kind of life he wants with you.
Warnings: Smut, domestic Five, soft Five, lots of fluff
One Bed
Five x Female reader, one-shot, reader request, 7.4k words
Summary: You are the lead singer in Lila's band, touring with the other Hargreeves and spending nights in run-down roadside motels. One night you and Five are forced to share a room... and you guessed it... there was only one bed!
Warnings: Smut, oral sex (giving and receiving), explicit sex
The Bodyguard
Five x Female reader, multi-chapter, complete, reader request
Summary: Five is hired to protect you, a professional ballet dancer, from an obsessive stalker. As the threat from the stalker escalates, Five must navigate his growing feelings for you while keeping you safe
Warnings: Smut, rough sex, choking, bathtub sex, after care
Bodyguard Chapters 1 and 2
Bodyguard Chapter 3
Bodyguard Chapters 4 and 5
Bodyguard Chapter 6
Bodyguard Chapter 7 (final)
Study Date
Five x Female reader, one-shot, 1.7k, reader request
Summary: Five helps you study for an upcoming exam with a very sexy reward system
Warnings: Smut, sex
Partners
Five x Female reader, one-shot, 5.8k, reader request
Summary: You and Five are Commission long-standing partners/frenemies. You think he's a pretentious asshole and he thinks you're a pain in the ass. One day you decide you've had enough and show him how good of a partner you really are.
Warnings: Smut, blow jobs, sex, plot what plot
Coming And Going
Five x Female OC, one-shot, 5.5k words, cross-posted on AO3
Summary: Number Five has just about had it with the lack of sexual encounters in his marriage these days, and he just might be going insane. But that's not going to keep him from trying his hardest to finally get some relief. OR: Five keeps getting cock-blocked
Warnings: Smut, light bondage, teasing, Daddy kink
Down And Dirty
Five x Female reader-insert, one-shot, reader request, 1.3k words
Summary: A short one-shot of you and Five on the train
Warnings: Smut, Daddy kink, blow jobs, no plot
Look But Don't Touch
Five x Female reader-insert, one-shot, sequel/request, 4.5 words
Summary: The follow-up to your time with Five on the train. This time, he's taking you a place where the special of the day is you.
Warnings: Smut, masturbation, Daddy kink
It's A Wonderful Life, Five Hargreeves
Five x Female OC, 22.5k, multi-chapter, cross-posted on AO3
Summary: Five years after he and his siblings were abandoned by their father, and with no powers, Number Five is visited by his guardian angel. An annoyingly chipper woman that is anything but your typical angel. When he is unable to get rid of her, he finally gives in and she shows him what it means to be grateful for what he has and to stop pushing his family away. Inspired by both A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex, rough/angry sex, but also sweet sex, little bit of Daddy kink, corny sexual innuendos
Coming Down Your Chimney
Five x Female Reader, 6.5k words, One-shot, reader request
Summary: You and Five are trying to start a family. He dresses in a Santa suit for Diego and Lila's kids. You fuck him in the suit.
Warnings: Smut, mild breeding kink, Santa kink?
Powerless
Five x Female Reader, 9.5k words, One-shot, reader request
Summary: You have had your eye on Five since he first started at the university. Eventually you build up a friendship, but even though you pick up a few hints that maybe he wants something more, you just can't bring yourself to act on it. Luckily, Five has more than enough confidence for the both of you.
Warnings: Smut, dominant Five, explicit sex
La classe d'arte: The Art Class
POV Five x Female OC, 11.4k words, one-shot
Summary: When Five accidentally stumbles into an art class with an attractive nude model, things take a turn from awkward embarrassment to hot and steamy when she asks him out on a date. Five may be inexperienced at times, but he knows how to deliver when it counts, and this is no exception. Unlocking a certain linguistic kink gives Five the ego boost he needs to rock her world like the man in charge he always is
Warnings: Masturbation, Smut
You Can't Go Home Again: Chapters 1 and 2
Chapters 3 and 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Five-centric Season 3 Rewrite, Multi-chapter, Finished, 29k words
Summary: All Five wants to do is rest. But when yet another apocalypse threatens to doom them all, he doesn't have that luxury. This time, the only solution for the Hargreeves to try and save the world is to unite Five with another, alternate version of himself.
Five starts to spiral when he is faced with the alternate life that he could have had, if only he hadn't gone and ruined everything. But maybe, just maybe, there's still time for him to obtain the happy ending he deserves.
Warnings: None
Forced Confinement: Friends To Enemies To Lovers
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 5.7k words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: You and Five used to be friends. That is, until he got you stuck in the endless cycle of time traveling trains and no way home. Now he is the last person you want to be stuck with at the end of the world. But, after months of resentment and bickering, you and Five finally work out your differences
Warnings: Smut, sex, masturbation
One Fateful Day
Five x Single Mom Reader-Insert, 5,000 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five finds friendship and a blossoming romance where he least expected it
Warnings: None
One Fateful Day - Part 2
Five x Single Mom Reader-Insert, 5.8k words, one-shot, sequel
Summary: A year after your fateful meeting at the park, Five is now a huge part of you and your daughter's life
Warnings: Smut
Don't Stand So Close To Me
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 6,700 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five was doing his best to resist you. You were too young for him. Too eager. But when he decided to try and scare you straight, he got a little more than he bargained for. That's when he realized maybe he wasn't as strong as he thought he was.
Warnings: Smut, explicit sex, everyone is an adult
You Made It Weird. Real Fucking Weird
A platonic!Five x Lila sort of fix it for season four, 2607 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five comforts Lila with a mixture of his usual snark, sweetness, and honesty when she has a major breakdown after being away from her family for so long. NO smut! NO romance! Purely friendship. I do not ship these two!
Warnings: None
Five's Audition Tape
Five x Female OC, 4,179 words, one-shot
Summary: Vivian catches Five singing in the shower and secretly records the evidence. When she's caught, she tries to hide from him, which ends in some major rearranging of their kitchen pantry. What she doesn't know, though, is that their little closet bang is not the private moment they intended.
Warnings: Smut, closet sex
A Company Man
Five, The Handler, 2,415 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: A short one-shot about Five and The Handler when he first got to the commission and how she is the master of manipulation and messing with his mind.
Warnings: None
Breaking The Rules
Five x Plus Size Reader, 8,159 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: You and Five work at the Commission and you're shocked to learn that maybe he doesn't always have a thing for thin girls. He likes you just the way you are.
Warnings: Smut, slight Daddy kink
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
Five x Unnamed Female Character, Five x Dolores, 6,078 words, one-shot, reader request (but also already on AO3 with a couple small changes)
Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.
Warnings: Smut, Doll fetishization, Five is not in a good place mentally
Tamed
Five x Unnamed Female Character, 8,141 words, reader request, one-shot
Summary: Five is living his retirement dream, but he's still in his 20-year old body, and he's bored with his unexciting life. All that changes after a chance meeting with an "older" woman that thinks she's going to teach him a few things in the bedroom. But she soon realizes that he already knows what he's doing. And just like everything else Number Five does, he does it very very well.
Warnings: Smut, Edging, Physical age difference (older woman, younger man), everyone is an adult
Coercion
Five x Female Reader, 5,202 words, reader request, one-shot
Summary: You and Five are working as trained assassins and you're not exactly happy with him
Warnings: Smut, Sub Five, oral sex, light bondage, light dom/sub
The Contest
Five x Female OC, 5,751 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five and Vivian find themselves under the influence of an aphrodisiac. So, naturally, they turn it into a sexy competition.
Warnings: Explicit sex, masturbation, mutual masturbation, dirty talk
Your Touch
Five x Female OC, 3318 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Cute, fluffy drabbles of Five and his wife and their everyday life of being madly in love. No smut!
Warnings: None
Five Hargreeves NSFW Headcanons
Just a list of random smutty headcanons that I have for Five
Warnings: Smut
In Sickness And In Health
Five x Female OC, 4437 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Thank you for the request!! Here's a funny/sweet/smutty one-shot of Five taking care of his sick wife like the sexy softy he is. I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: explicit sex, Daddy kink
No Escape
Five x Female OC, 8045 words, one-shot, reader request
Summary: Five is forced into assassin mode when Vivian is put in danger by another Commission agent. He must not be very smart, though, because no one in their right mind would dare lay a hand on Five's girl.
Warnings: blood, violence, smut at the end but can be skipped and won't affect the story
Room For One More
Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, Five x Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, 7192 words, one-shot
Summary: Five and Klaus head out to the bar to celebrate their birthday. When they catch the eye of the attractive bartender, she decides to give them a very special birthday present. The only catch is they have to share.
Warnings: M/M/F, vaginal sex, anal sex, double penetration
Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee -Chapters 1-6
Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee-Chapters 7-9
Five x Female Reader, Klaus x Female Reader, 50,497 words, 9 chapters
Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.
Warnings: Explicit sex, Daddy kink
Physical Fitness
Five x Female Reader, 2800 words, one-shot
Summary: Five has been distant lately, but you discover all he needs is a good workout to get his mind back on you again
Warnings: Explicit sex, Daddy kink
Lewd Public Acts
Five x Female OC, 7,412 words, one-shot
Summary: Getting busy in a public space with people around? The idea of someone witnessing everything becomes a turn on for Five's wife, and he is definitely up for the challenge. After all, he can never deny her anything. And, let's face it; there might be something in it for him, too.
Warnings: Explicit sex
Addicted
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot
Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.
Warnings: Sex, little bit of blood kink
Weak
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,891 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted, from Five's POV.
Summary: Even Five Hargreeves is no stranger to temptation. He tries to hard to stay away. He wants to do the right thing for once in his life. If not for himself, then for her. But every man has his breaking point.
Warnings: Explicit sex, rough sex
Strength
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,427 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted and Weak
Summary: Five is finally strong enough to give in to his true feelings and tell you how he feels. You are strong enough to let him.
Warnings: Sex
The Download
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31, 310 words, 5 chapters
Chapters 1 and 2
Chapters 3, 4, and 5
Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.
Warnings: Explicit sex, praise kink, rough sex, Five is physically 17, reader is 30
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Halo (Series)
Five x Female OC multi-part series that follows Five and his eventual wife, Vivian, through many stages of their life together. 5 parts total.
All parts in this series rated E for explicit sex.
Halo
First part in series, 25,460 words, 7 chapters
Summary: What starts as a one-night stand eventually turns into a growing romance. Number Five and Vivian are drawn to one another, despite their initial resistance. However, Five's past makes a relationship difficult and she has some issues of her own. Despite an unhealthy codependency, their lives are intertwined. For better or for worse.
Hole In My Soul
Second part in series, 30,903 words, 11 chapters
Summary: Vivian and Five now have an established relationship and are in love. She melds easily into the Hargreeves family as Five finally discloses their relationship to his siblings. But some disturbing behavior from Five makes Viv re-evaluate her choices. Will their love for one another be enough when life throws them a curve ball and they have some tough decisions to make?
Just Like Heaven
Third part in series, 25,362 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Vivian and Five have been actively trying to start a family, but to no avail. The stress is wearing on them both and it's affecting their once solid relationship. With the last few months left on Five's Commission contract, he is looking forward to putting that part of his life in the past. However, Viv is soon confronted with a harsh truth that puts their relationship in jeopardy.
Promise To Kill
Fourth part in series, 86,881 words, 12 chapters
Summary: Five is married to the love of his life, with a young son, and the retirement life he always dreamed. Everything is perfect. Which should have been Five's first clue that something was going to go wrong. A new discovery involving his child leads to a horrible family tragedy. The Umbrella Academy has to step up to save the day and Five's family.
Our Forever
Fifth and final part in series, 32,175 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Five's never been great with healthy coping skills. Even after all this time. When he is faced with a horrible tragedy and he doesn't know how to cope, he blames himself, as usual. But this time, it seems it can't be fixed. Until a sudden vision from beyond makes him realize that maybe he can after all.
Five/Vivian One-Shot Series
Five x OC collection of one-shots that show little glimpses into Five and Vivian's life over the years, in no particular order or timeline. 11 works in total.
All works in this series rated E or M for explicit sex/smut (except for one - rated G)
Damaged 3,210 words
Extra Credit 6,436 words
Piece de Resistance aka The French Lady Incident 7,999 words
The New Neighbor 7,136 words
Coming And Going 5,491 words
Let's Hear It For The Boy 7,508 words
You Are My Constant 19,757 words
Summary: This is technically a one-shot, but it's longer because it depicts Five and Vivian's honeymoon and contains more plot and character development
Lewd Public Acts 7,412 words (posted on Tumblr)
Take Me To Church 6,465 words
No Escape 8,045 words (posted on Tumblr)
Your Touch 3,361 words (posted on Tumblr) RATED G
Five's Audition Tape 4,179 words (posted on Tumblr)
Trick Or Treat: Sexy And Sweet 6,488 words
Teleporting While Pregnant 11,832 words
Pressure 6,504 words
Giving Thanks 8,608 words
Works separate from my series:
The Sexual Awakenings Of Mr. Number Five Hargreeves
Five x Various Female OCs, 40,516 words, 8 chapters
Summary: Relatively speaking, it wasn’t that long ago that Five was a total moron when it came to sex, and women in general. Having spent his most formative years isolated and alone, once he was thrown back into society, his lack of experience was obvious.... And even though he tried not to let it bother him, he quickly realized that it did. It bothered him a lot.
Rated E for explicit sex
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
Five x Female OC (unnamed), Five x Dolores, 6,029 words, one-shot
Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.
Rated M for smut/sex
The Assassin's Date
Five x Female OC, 59,057 words, 9 chapters
Summary: After saving the world, Five Hargreeves is working as an independent hitman for hire. When a tough and beautiful woman is witness to one of his crimes, the last thing Five wants to do is kill her. Instead, he makes her a deal. If she goes on one date with him, he'll let her live. When she agrees, he can't help but notice that the date might be fake, but his feelings are real.
Rated E for explicit sex
All Apologies
Five, The Hargreeves Siblings, Five x Dolores, 21,892 words, 4 chapters
Summary: All Five had wanted to do was to keep his family safe, and away from their father. As the young Umbrella Academy pull further away from one another, Five desperately tries to make them see that their only chance at a happy life is to get out from under Reginald's rule. His methods of convincing, however, lead to misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and typical Hargreeves drama. Years later, when Five is alone with only Dolores to talk to, he finds himself thinking back on all of his mistakes.
Rated T for teen (language, mentions of masturbation)
The Download
Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31,310 words, 5 chapters (also posted on Tumblr)
Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.
Rated E for explicit sex
It's A Wonderful Life, Five Hargreeves
Five x Female OC, 22,594 words, 5 chapters
Summary: Five years after he and his siblings were abandoned by their father, and with no powers, Number Five is visited by his guardian angel. An annoyingly chipper woman that is anything but your typical angel. When he is unable to get rid of her, he finally gives in and she shows him what it means to be grateful for what he has and to stop pushing his family away. Inspired by both A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life.
Rated E for explicit sex
Duality
Five x Reader, 11 chapters, 63.4k words
Summary: Four years after Reginald's reset of the universe, Five still cannot rest. Working with Diego for the CIA, he is convinced the new world is a simulation designed and controlled by their former father, and he devotes his entire life to gathering the evidence. When an inexplicable force leads Five directly to you, the two of you become bonded in a way you never thought possible. Unfortunately, your bond may be the beginning of the end.
Now Five has a new mission: save your love and save the world
*A Season 3/Season 4 mash-up AU*
Rated E for explicit sex
Right Back Where We Started
Five x Female OC, 10 chapters, 45.4k words
Summary: It's the end of the world. The Cleanse is devouring them all. In one last-ditch effort to save himself and his family, Five time travels to the last place, and person, he can think of that made him truly happy.Five finds Ava, a sunshiny waitress working at a cafe in 1965 Dallas, Texas. He hasn't been able to forget her ever since he set eyes on her in 1963. Fortunately for Five, Ava finds him charming and they develop a deep, romantic relationship. Unfortunately for Five, that means he has to lie to her about his entire life.Nothing bad can come of that, right?
Rated E for explicit sex

















