I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

Chew on it Chewsday

“Cook at home to save money” sounds all well and good until you get a little too into it and suddenly you’re bookmarking recipes that call for The Preserved Grace of God and that shit is $13 at the specialty store

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs