im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

hey, don't cry. 1 million transgender vampires on earth. okay?

Refers to my mom as “my mother” to show that theres something wrong with me

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

relationship goals: having one

all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

diet cock

mount and do? 😳

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

@noelle217

This is adorable

I think Miette is the only widely-known internet cat who’s famous for something other than her appearance.

finally. a celebrity who isn’t adored for her looks.

jerma is doing a dollhouse stream where chat controls the actions and his house. i can say with full certainty that chat is going to kill him.

chat decided to use their collective power to buy him a bed but then placed it in front of his front door so he can’t leave

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off