Head in The Oven

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

if you hit a deer with your car that deer should just fall apart gently at the seams and not leave a scratch. instead You die in an explosion. somethings not adding up.

They look hollow bc what you see as a deer is just the mask of their true form perceivable to us

hi! never say that again please!

They look hollow because it’s just the Wii music playing between their ears.

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

youre saying this radio gave you head ?