Headcanons and Shitposts

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

i love the word "canonised" in reference to the act of verifying a saint i wish we had more uses for it. like, you're going in the narrative. we're going to make meaning out of you. and it will cost you. it will hurt.

sometimes, the blorbo rotates you

Do you guys think BJs watch is set to the time it'd be back in California so he knows what time it is back home because he misses home so badly and this is one of the only things that reminds him that home still exists and that time is continuing forward or am I insane? Because I like to think that this is in fact the case and every now and then he looks at his watch and is like: "Peg would be asleep by now!". Is this anything. Hello. Hello. It's dark in here. Is this thing on. Hello.

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough