milker of juices

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

i love xue yang because he makes me contemplate the qualia gap

like if he is ADAMANT that this is not what he is feeling. and you will never, ever, ever get him to interpret his own inner experience as being that feeling. well fuck, you cannot truly prove that he has ever experienced what other people would call "the feeling". his actions may provide what seems to be overwhelming evidence that he is experiencing, and acting off, that feeling. are you projecting onto him and disrespecting him as a sovereign individual when you apply such interpretations to these massive blank spots of things he shall never categorize nor express in an average human way, or are you extending to him empathy and consideration as a fellow human that has been vanishingly rare in his lifetime? hard to say

character with a mental framework so catastrophically maladaptive he challenges my core principle of "respect peoples' lived truth" with the nigh-insurmountable evidence that sometimes peoples' lived truth is fucking stupid

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

I've found that no one accent can fully pronounce both the T AND the R in "water"

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.

unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.

#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it

google used to know what i was talking about