Dropped My Dick In The Shower

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

Forever torn between Hawkeye becomes the doctor of Crabapple Cove with his dad, finds healing and love in his community that he supports and supports him in turn OR Hawkeye tries the small town doctor thing but gets bored and feels unfufilled and is lured to Boston by Charles who absolutely is only after him for his surgical skills and not his friendship Pierce don't be ridiculous and Margaret is also here because she's a fine head nurse and not because she's Charles best friend or anything stop talking nonsense. Also the Chief of Surgeon from Boston General who Charles was already in an intense rivalry with keeps trying to steal Hawkeye away (they all support and love each other). OR lured to California where he might as well start hypenating his name as Hunnicutt-Pierce with how quickly he has been adopted into the Hunnicutt family. His name is already on the sign of BJ's practice. He has been in California for one hour.

"thinking doesn't suit you" has got to be one of the hottest things a guy can say

Get a knight that loses their mind at the sound of your moans and can think of nothing else but being the cause of those sounds falling from those pretty lips

Get yourself a preacher who is incredibly vocal and can’t shut the fuck up. Who gets a little dumb and recites prayers he hasn’t said in a long time. I can point you in the right direction if you’re looking for one.

We fuck wounds here sir

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you