Hazenland

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.