The Fandom Life

everybody on this app is always talking about stomachaches and because of that I think we've lost sight of the REAL enemy: headaches. there is literally nothing worse than a headache.

starting a kickstarter for tumblr to collectively buy the CW

I already have a great idea for the first show we’ll make it’s about an asexual and a pansexual who are roommates but the twist is that

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

Biblical angels but they’re incredibly jealous. Oh? The humans enjoy that nude statue of Satan? Very well. I too shall bear my naked form of eyes and wheels. Why are you all fleeing.

Angels: humans enjoy looking at each other’s eyes, correct? God: yes Angels: therefore, i should form a dozen pair of eyes around my body. I will be loved 12 times as much.

do you ever just write a single, beautiful line and feel really proud of yourself. then you look five paragraphs down, and there’s a sentence like, “I walked and my legs were walking” and wonder what in the goddamn heck happened

Be the reason people still believe in kind hearts, authentic vibes and warm souls.

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

Gonna make a uquiz. that’s gonna blow tumblr wide open.

It’s here. Choose some mediocre white men and I’ll tell you what kind of white men you attract.

I got “cultured whites” which is basically film bros who are like “i promise just watch this woody allen movie its really good” and my god this is accurate barnum effect be damned ive only ever managed to pick up film bros and even then i never like them.