i have no idea what i'm doing

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

me opening tumblr to make a post that should be a diary entry: alice. things are bad again.

New Moon but instead of emails it's vent posts on tumblr and only Alice knows the blog exists.

instead of the "bella jumped off a cliff" game of telephone, rosalie sends edward the link and that's why he goes to volterra

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything