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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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her name is sabrina carpenter and she doesn’t even have one song about woodworking only men men men sex men get a grip girl and get into the beautiful and ancient art of shaping wood
Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
actually a coworker of mine said something interesting about this. I was saying that I truly can’t help how easily I cry, and I hate when people assume I do it on purpose.
and he paused for a second and then said, “when you’ve been taught from a young age that crying is weak and you should train yourself never to cry for any reason, you assume that everyone else has trained themselves too, so anyone who cries has to be doing it on purpose. it took me a long time to realize that wasn’t true.”
listen we’re never gonna run out of ways the patriarchy hurts all of us.
I just need The Batman’s Bruce Wayne to hear Superman’s Clark Kent that love and kindness are to true punk rock and just smile a little private smile because he gets it
gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it
love all my cgirl and cboy followers and my normal followers too
do you really need to be cis? you could just be a more masculine trans girl

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
You have to really mangle the emphasis on "character" for that to scan
I'm just glad I eventually managed to fit the idea to eight syllables
Teenage psychic boring school boy
Discoballbasaur 🪩
miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman
me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:
SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
Why is it only women who are like shorter than 5’ 3” who desperately want a man taller than 6 feet like… girl if you’re 5 feet tall even the average short king is going to look nice and tall standing next to you. Do you think because you’re short you have to perform gender roles extra hard and fulfill some kind of omegaverse size kink alpha fantasy with a 6’ 4” finance bro
maybe i dont want tiny short babies have you considered that
All babies are short they’re like 20 inches…..

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Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position
Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014
I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire
the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great
I need you guys to understand that the ad is in fact referring to the folklore kind of vampire
Elaborate
Ian Kobe ran for mine inspector on a Dracula extermination platform, what’s there to elaborate on?
Well yeah because Joe Hart didn’t clear out the vampire dens.
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
target audience reached (me)
YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors I bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was, Luke. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.
i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store
*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap
*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap