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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

her name is sabrina carpenter and she doesn’t even have one song about woodworking only men men men sex men get a grip girl and get into the beautiful and ancient art of shaping wood

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

I just need The Batman’s Bruce Wayne to hear Superman’s Clark Kent that love and kindness are to true punk rock and just smile a little private smile because he gets it

gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it

love all my cgirl and cboy followers and my normal followers too

do you really need to be cis? you could just be a more masculine trans girl

You have to really mangle the emphasis on "character" for that to scan

I'm just glad I eventually managed to fit the idea to eight syllables

Teenage psychic boring school boy

Why is it only women who are like shorter than 5’ 3” who desperately want a man taller than 6 feet like… girl if you’re 5 feet tall even the average short king is going to look nice and tall standing next to you. Do you think because you’re short you have to perform gender roles extra hard and fulfill some kind of omegaverse size kink alpha fantasy with a 6’ 4” finance bro

maybe i dont want tiny short babies have you considered that

All babies are short they’re like 20 inches…..

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

I need you guys to understand that the ad is in fact referring to the folklore kind of vampire

Elaborate

Ian Kobe ran for mine inspector on a Dracula extermination platform, what’s there to elaborate on?

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap