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“Helping the princess” by Port Sherry

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“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad

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out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

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your work is appreciated

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op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

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It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

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A picture of a miner from 1932

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

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Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

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Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

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Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

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this is the happiest day of my life

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Too soon

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65 million years…

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Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

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Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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…and they were comrades

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oh my god, they were comrades

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Sue Perkins is the real MVP.

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Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

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Who is the 10 million pounds of poop?

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You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

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I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

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When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.

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