sick

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it