sick

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge