work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

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Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

you people aren't CASTING

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

having good friends can literally save your life