You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

true ireland has never been tried

So Lets All Try Our Best Then

i believe an important kind of creative process is "i didn't know that wasn't allowed"