they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

americans will say is this constitutional like any one cares what their founding human traffickers have to say

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: We just went to a combination aquarium supply/model train hobby shop. Really casting the autism net widely. You gotta respect it.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing