Easterman’s Man Friday

I wanna overstimulate that old man with a substance abuse problem

Instead of misusing the definition of fascism and watering down historical terms whenever someone loudly defends a terrible take, you all should just label them feds

New Lana Del Rey unreleased song title: “Staying Up Till Midnight Looking for Soviet Songs That Carry Themes of Longing, Faith, Homeland, War, and Memory With a Melody so Melancholy the Heavens Open Up in Mourning, Instead of Going to Bed Because I Have a Gynecologist Appointment Tomorrow.”

Bitches be reading theory and researching Marxist praxis’s to further develop class consciousness instead of focusing on their academics. And god forbid you call them while they’re zoning out in their room and having an existential crisis over late stage capitalism. Like noo dad stop calling me so I can come out and put my dialectical analysis to a postponement. Like ughhh you’re disrupting my self-radicalization how else am I suppose to overthrow the bourgeoisie????