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Why do army guys wear their outfits to Walmart

to get compliments and free things. they’re like us, club hoes. except the club is walmart and the instead of hoes they’re war criminals.

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by a WAR CRIMINAL DUN DUN DADA DUN DA

Shakespeare would write this

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

Shakespeare would write this

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

When life overwhelms you, focus most on the things you can control, and the choices you make in reacting to the things you cannot

sunlight by hozier. that’s it. that’s the post.

@art–school–wannabe

www.penis.cum/balls

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god