ik i said adventurecore but now its all of them

can you put that thing on a leash?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

“They’re exes” is genuinely the funniest possible answer.

Getting high on open window air

“the recording is of a blackbird in my garden in the north of scotland. the idea of the piece is that it's a letter home from a migrated bird, telling the family of its new life and making the connection between the migrant and the homeland.” - jennifer cantwell

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog