your friendly neighbourhood dad

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

doesn’t one ever ponder the often inherently moe nature of an older man

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

fwiw, America has existed long enough that even if it goes away, those can continue to exist forever, now with the added context of “girl who’s a fan of the idea of something and REALLY doesn’t know what the thing was actually like”, like any “de gozaru” samurai or ninja girl.

good point. time to blow up the white house

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

gave a time-traveled chalcolithic guy access to a computer and he immediately booted up photoshop and started adding more arrows to a picture of Ötzi and laughing

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now