Maglor’s Ride Or Die

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

count your days salad boy

Since the glorious day of the Ides of March is getting closer, this is your yearly reminder that Julius Caesar was not an emperor. He was famously stabbed because he was acting a bit too much like a king and people in the republic did not like it.

my controversial silmarillion take is that it doesnt have ENOUGH maps

what i wouldn’t give for actual maps of mentioned realms and cities - Hithlum, Falas, Doriath, Gondolin, Lindon, Eregion. Give them to me.

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

Absolutely never.