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AFTG in modern time and its videos titled “Neil’s Josten being unhinged for 34 minutes straight” then there’s “Kevin Day being gay for Jeremy Knox for over 6 minutes” “Jean Moreau and Jeremy Knox being adorable for 27 minutes and 38 seconds.” Lots of “Andrew Minyard being iconic for 8 minutes not so straight”. how can I forget, “Jean Moreau forgetting English core” and finally “Neil Josten vs. Press duty (feat. Kevin day)”.

Shane calls Ilya a passenger princess one (1) time and after that, he will constantly say shit like “away to the carriage” and “by royal decree we must listen to Kendrick now.” Shane’s not even sure where he learned the phrase ‘royal decree’ but is pretty sure Ilya did fucking research for this bit.

"why do you always think i kill people" the realest thing you've said dan de silva i wonder why

a good girl's guide to murder has the best main character introduction of any book ever. first thing we see is pip being explicitly told not to bring the singh family into her project. next thing we see is pip standing at ravi's door with muffins. what a scene. 10/10, no notes, perfect way to introduce a character.

I know in my heart of hearts that myshane doesn’t give a fuck about soccer but he’s oddly friends with a large amount of players across the world and most are playing in the World Cup on diff teams so he tunes in to watch them and chirps them about their playing and sending congratulations/affirmations depending on the outcome of each match but the funniest thing to me is that this World Cup is currently after hollanov comes out so all of these world famous players come together to hold up cards that say “fuck the metros, hi Shane 💗” and Ilya (who also doesnt care about soccer but is watching because Cliff does) is losing his fucking mind because he’s putting together the pieces on why Shane said he was going to visit a few buddies and this mf is in the stands on tv dapping up people on each side of the match

shane hollander doing a bunch of anti smoking billboards for city of montreal that ilya loves to send a photo of himself in front of with a lit cigarette between his lips every time hes in town

thinking about shane waiting really patiently to say a joke he came up with in his head and he thinks it’s such a good one and he’s really excited to say it. he attempts to really nonchalantly drop it in but there isn’t a good spot to until finally he gets his perfect set up and says it and everyone laughs and he’s just sitting back, so pleased like 🙂 thinking ‘good job, shane’

Forever of the strong belief that YES, Neil can and DOES borrow Andrew’s hoodies and his jerseys but that Andrew physically CANNOT do the same with Neil’s because that boy is #thick and big and strong and if he TRIED to put on one of the #10 jackets/jerseys, it would split down the middle and has. & Neil LIKES that image but Andrew doesn’t go for it anymore because he entertained Neil TOO MUCH at the start and now Wymack refuses to get Neil any new PSU clothing if he Andrew rips any more

Allison discovers that she and Neil have the same eye shape, so every time she wants to experiment with a new eyeshadow palette or dramatic wing, she tries it on Neil first while filling him in on every piece of gossip she’s collected over the past few days. Neil always walks back into their room sporting yet another colorful look, only to be met with one of Andrew’s skeptical raised eyebrows. “How do I look?” Neil asks. “Like a pony threw up on your face.” Neil only smiles, shuffling closer to Andrew, deliberately holding his gaze as those brown eyes inevitably drift upward to inspect the glitter dusted across his eyelids. “I think you like it.” “Thinking isn’t your strong suit,” Andrew replies before hooking a hand around the back of Neil’s neck, pulling him in just to shut him up with a kiss.