I'm low-key thinking about getting into narration. It won't make bank, but I enjoy telling stories and writing. It would also be another creative outlet. Idk, something to think about I guess.
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I'm low-key thinking about getting into narration. It won't make bank, but I enjoy telling stories and writing. It would also be another creative outlet. Idk, something to think about I guess.

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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.
Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to
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My friends keep calling me a:
Tsundere
I'm not a tsundere. I'm an individual with some serious issues that I've been avoiding addressing for the past six or so years... Baka...
LOOK AT THIS CAT!
THIS CAT IS MY LITTLE TSUNDERE BABY AND I LOVE HER
I have the urge to scream, but this wiggly noodle here is sleeping, so I can't.
I want to get a big fluffy Tom cat and name him King Solomon the Wise.

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Guess what.
I'm back.
And I've got
INSPIRATION🤹♀️✨
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
I'm alive!
Feeds on doves but like, aesthetically.
I've been chased for 5 blocks by one of those feathered FUCKERS and I feel no sympathy for the feathered bastard that got caught by a vampire.
it’s back
will this never get explained to me???
what is happening
Explanation:
They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.
In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.
Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.
https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA
WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!
"SLUTS!!!"
Having cats is great. One moment I could be like, "Mi corazón! MY LOVE!!! I will DIE defending you if I must!"
Then not even a minute later, I'm parenting them like I did my little brother during his terrible twos (10 year gap) running after them like,
"No! That IS NOT FOOD! Quit giving knives to the robo-vac! You are going to cause the APPLIANCE UPRISING!! Quit body-slamming your sister, you're going to put her through a wall and hurt her if you keep that up! THAT IS NOT WHERE OUR TOYS GO, YOUNG LADY!"
And many more gems like those from the years I've known and loved these girls. Here they are together.
Thank you to these beautiful girls for making this household a much brighter place.

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I wish Covid would make up its GODDAMN MIND on whether or not it's going to kill me. FIGHT ME YOU COWARD! I DARE you to try and kill me! Do it, Bitch!
Hey!
I'm gonna go lie down in the street all limp and bloated-like, like an over-cooked bowl of spaghetti -- do any of you want anything?
@weirdette-was-taken Sorry, all I found were these little pink rocks that hurt when you lie on them and this chunky garden snake with a stubby tail that I accidentally picked up the other summer.
it’s show & tell in the sex dungeon
i really cannot stress enough to yall just how good oblivion is
This game was MY CHILDHOOD. I fucking love the hilarious bs that happened.
Hey!
I'm gonna go lie down in the street all limp and bloated-like, like an over-cooked bowl of spaghetti -- do any of you want anything?

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Who would you be in a fantasy society
im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn
thanks for the tag @stardust-and-swords!
where is the lie tho-
no pressure tags: @rustycoffemachine @scandinavian-punk @moon–bug @epanouiii @evangelinelawson @cattyqueen @somewhereinmyowngalaxy and anyone who wants to!
bro dont eat me i taste like pretzels-
@fixstationed @sokka-with-his-hair-down @treedaddyd @circleofplanets @lesbian-yue @rahshala @unholy-lesbian
I too want to be happy n useless
Tagging: anyone who wants to do it just rb n say I tagged u❤️
No surprises here ;))
Tagging: @eu-nao-sou-um-chapeu, @prismatic-starstuff, @justletmestalkpeople, @hastalapasta, and whoever wants to do it <3 <3
Got tagged by @thelastnero to do this, so I'll humor you, buddy. Idk how many options you can end up with.
I might be the queen of goblins, ig.
The Motherfucking Goblin Queen
I don't really know many people on here, yet, but if you see this and wanna do this, just tap the quiz link at the top, follow the instructions, screenshot your result, and reblog this with your screenshot IF you want to continue the chain.
Much loves~! 😚
Holy shit dude
This sounds like... really important? What the FUCK Disney??
They are just straight up not paying loyalties! "Disney’s argument is that they have purchased the rights but not the obligations of the contract."
This is seriously dangerous to creators
Read the letter from Alan Dean Foster:
Dear Mickey,
We have a lot in common, you and I. We share a birthday: November 18. My dad’s nickname was Mickey. There’s more.
When you purchased Lucasfilm you acquired the rights to some books I wrote. STAR WARS, the novelization of the very first film. SPLINTER OF THE MIND’S EYE, the first sequel novel. You owe me royalties on these books. You stopped paying them.
When you purchased 20th Century Fox, you eventually acquired the rights to other books I had written. The novelizations of ALIEN, ALIENS, and ALIEN 3. You’ve never paid royalties on any of these, or even issued royalty statements for them.
All these books are all still very much in print. They still earn money. For you. When one company buys another, they acquire its liabilities as well as its assets. You’re certainly reaping the benefits of the assets. I’d very much like my miniscule (though it’s not small to me) share.
You want me to sign an NDA (Non-disclosure agreement) before even talking. I’ve signed a lot of NDAs in my 50-year career. Never once did anyone ever ask me to sign one prior to negotiations. For the obvious reason that once you sign, you can no longer talk about the matter at hand. Every one of my representatives in this matter, with many, many decades of experience in such business, echo my bewilderment.
You continue to ignore requests from my agents. You continue to ignore queries from SFWA, the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. You continue to ignore my legal representatives. I know this is what gargantuan corporations often do. Ignore requests and inquiries hoping the petitioner will simply go away. Or possibly die. But I’m still here, and I am still entitled to what you owe me. Including not to be ignored, just because I’m only one lone writer. How many other writers and artists out there are you similarly ignoring?
My wife has serious medical issues and in 2016 I was diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. We could use the money. Not charity: just what I’m owed. I’ve always loved Disney. The films, the parks, growing up with the Disneyland TV show. I don’t think Unca Walt would approve of how you are currently treating me. Maybe someone in the right position just hasn’t received the word, though after all these months of ignored requests and queries, that’s hard to countenance. Or as a guy named Bob Iger said….
“The way you do anything is the way you do everything.”
I’m not feeling it.
Alan Dean Foster
SIGNAL.
BOOST.
Because you know if Disney gets away with not paying creators, everyone else will want to see if they can get away with it.
As I’ve said, if Disney isn’t paying their creators for the work they do, I am not paying Disney for the content they put out.
When big companies like Disney pull bs like this, it hurts ALL creators. The things that follow this litigation may get scary for a while for creative minds. And people wonder why some authors are picky about publishing their books or selling their rights to a publisher.
It's assholes like The Mouse that make things so hard for artists.