oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

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oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it
this one?
Is the lowkey in the room with us?
Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.
different, but the same

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a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:
different, but the same
His dead brother’s wife?!!! Scandalous!!
What can I say, they are the OTP of The Way of Kings.
As you can see this one too went through several iterations. The first version of them I painted last year ago while visiting Alaska with my friend and co-conspirator. But it felt too stiff and didn’t fit very well with the first WoK cover we made for this series. So after some months I sat down again and now I am really happy with it ☺️
I hope you like it, too.
Typography and book mockup as ever by the brilliant @priscellie .
Prints of the illustration (sorry, still just the image without the text) are also available at my inprnt store
Shop gallery quality Art Prints by LaMaery.
(you can make use of their holiday sale right now)
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
wait
yea that's funny

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Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’
Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice
why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves
5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!
My personal kink taxonomy hell is that "torture porn" has become a media criticism term, which can make things confusing when you're looking for actual porn that involves torture. My second gripe is that a lot of the time people just put a pretty lady in bondage and call it a day. NO! That's not what I want! I want bright lights and an actual interrogation and sweaty people in uniforms and possibly a 5 minute debrief on the cold war. I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis. "Interrogation" can get you closer but not always. Also I much prefer a dude to be in the hot seat, i have nothing conceptually against it being a lady but a lot of times the vibes are just off. :|
"I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis" is an all-timer
That line feels like a card from @theshitpostcalligrapher
well i do love me a mads mikkelsen
(ink is ferris wheel press: cloak and forest)
Paul Swan, Water nymph, 1907

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I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
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Finally a cutaway gag where the person suffering the horrors isn't Kaladin!