Hello and welcome to my tiny blog of wonders. This is were I will post about my writing and the special interests that usually come tagging along with those sorts of things.
I’m assaily on AO3.
Currently (if you couldn’t tell), we’re serving Umbrella Academy Five Flavored Angst.
My fics under the cut -->
Long fics:
Tangled in the Hanging Tree -- Right after the season 2 ending cliffhanger, Five’s beat to hell and his siblings are finally starting to take notice.
One day I will finish this one.
Kenopsia -- No sparrows, the Umbrellas land back home after the events in the 60′s and attempt to acclimate to being in each other’s lives again. It’s not easy, to say the least.
I might add more chapters if i ever get re-inspired, but it can be read as complete for now, just with some untied plot threads.
Howling at the Moon -- Five is now a permanent resident of the Hotel Oblivion. The rooms are crap, the service is worse, and he’s pretty sure his family left him here.
Liminal space horror inspired torture fic, season 3 didn’t happen au where i take the Hotel-as-a-prison concept from the comics and go hog wild with it. December 2025 update: I'm still working on this fic and hope to start posting chapters next year, but i am always down to talk about this fic in the meantime.
Short(er) fics:
spark and flicker with monsters much bigger -- Five fights off a home invasion and his sibling help him pick the pieces up after.
in the comfort of familiar armor -- For all the bitching Five did about being an adult, he was still very much a child.
candid -- Five falls asleep on Luther and Diego nearly gets photographic evidence. Nearly.
The Longest Roads Lead to Home -- No Sparrows AU, Five gets kidnapped and it goes poorly for the kidnapper.
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(i had a bad day bc last night my insta and fb accounts were randomly flagged and disabled, and the appeal protocol is literally just me giving them more personal data (phone number, email, and a video selfie) and it felt so violating and stressful, bc if it didn't work, i'd have been permanently locked out. also, i performed in an aerial hammock + silks showcase saturday night that almost went *very* badly for me, and then turned out okay, so trust, I felt the entire emotional spectrum)
these scenes in the PHM movie are heart-wrenching, and rylan gosling did a fantastic job
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
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Some people have wondered whether you have other forms of entertainment in this scenario.
You have all the items that are currently in your room, BUT you have no internet connection.
You are also aware that you can only leave once you've read all the books.
Your life is paused so no one will miss you and you won't get in trouble for missing work/school, and you can't communicate with anyone from the outside world.
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If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.
i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!
A great piece of advice I've seen is "Don't fixate about what the character would never do. Think about the circumstances that would drive them to do this, even if they wouldn't normally."
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It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.
The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.
robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.
[Image ID: Tweet from SpookyBritches Jules (@/ SQLPi) on Oct 12, 2020 reading: Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You’re a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. /End ID]
Plain text: Everything that lives requires rest. Stop judging yourself for not being a robot.