the snail shell

imagine you're in a pokemon battle on the side of some random road and this little girl calls back her wartortle and throws out a fresh ball and out pops kyubey. it's fucking kyubey from PMMM

she's like kyubey use quick attack! and you're trying to call a time-out to ask what the fuck is going on and the next thing you see kyubey has grabbed your pidgey by the head like a cat and snapped its fucking neck. no red light, no "fainted," pidgey is fucking limp & dead. the girl is giggling like yeah kyubey you won! like it's normal

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[ID: The video begins with a person showing the package for a padlock. Over the video is a TikTok comment which reads "master lock has a bounty on this mans head". The person making the video begins narrating: "You won't believe this lock's special feature. It's a Master Lock model 570 maximum pick resistant pad lock. It has 5 pins, including some security pins and, if you look carefully inside the key weight, you can actully see where they put the disappointment." The video ends with the person jamming a pick into the lock, which opens it instantly. end of ID]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know