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The Evenfall Princess Necklace
I saw a necklace on an Indian jewellery site called The Evenfall Princess Necklace and it has Turquoise, Onyx and Pearls. The necklace is delicate in design, made of gold, and has blue in it (Brienne's eyes/Tarth colors) I mean this design is definitely made keeping Brienne of Tarth in mind.
My brain saw it and directly went like it looks like something Jaime would commission for Brienne or something she inherits from her mother..
It's so freaking adorable ahhh â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
somewhere out there, a writer is looking at the anguished keysmash and string of emojis you left on their fics and smiling. somewhere out there, somebody's shitty day has been made a teensy bit brighter because of you said you want them to update their writing. somebody who's feeling insecure about their story is sitting down to write a few more paragraphs because you said you loved their style.
you may have left a detailed paragraph about the structure of their sentences and their usage of extended metaphors. you may have also left a "COMPLETE PERFECTION. PLEASE WRITE MORE I NEED IT". we love you and need your validation more than oxygen nonetheless. 𫵠go comment on somebody's fic
to everyone saying their comments don't matter: they DO. writers don't care whether your comment sounds apathetic or unenthusiastic, because even something like (taking prev's example) "wow i loved this. this is cool. you are good at this Writing thing." will help. nobody will ever find you annoying or insincere.
why? because you took the time out to say that you liked our fics and you think they're cool. that in itself means more than any notion of tone or emotion. comment on fics, guys. that in itself spreads more joy and motivation than you'll ever know.
don't believe me? look at the tags :)
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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âApologize to your body. Maybe that is where the healing begins.â
â Nayyirah Waheed
I did this. Not apologised but said thank you to my body for carrying me through my struggles and not giving up on me. It actually helped.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
Iâd just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elonâs public spiral downward and Iâd like to think weâre all a small part of that
bro canât think because heâs just got a rager of a migraine 24/7
yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it
Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.
i've got some chronic pain he can have. hope he enjoys his fucked up knee
SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL
Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying
why does this have 32k notes? itâs just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. itâs just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
Beware!!
i hope youre not stabbing
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Show me a 10ft paywall, Iâll show you a 12ft ladder.
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldnât it?
I'm italian and there's something that people defending this shit don't fucking understand.
they think the âRoman saluteâ is something unrelated to nazis or fascists but the âRoman Saluteâ IS the fascist salute. It's not a different concept, it's the same thing!! It's not "good" because it doesn't have the word "nazi" in it, It's the same shit.
And to people saying "He is throwing out his heart to the crowd" tell me if YOU would do it at a 45 degree angle with your thumb tucked in and your fingers closed together. Personally, a throwing motion in my imagination has your palm completely open and your fingers spaced out
Regardless, This is what propaganda is, They do bad thing and then they say "no it good actually" and the population goes "Ok then it's all good" it's not all good, They're making you think it is. It sucks
Politicians gain power through the Ignorance of the people, don't trust people just because "They said it"
Since S2, Sherlock has initiated almost every single intimate encounter between himself and Molly. And people still want to call her pathetic for being unable to move on.
âI hope youâll be very happy Molly Hooperâ I say as I give you a lingering kiss by the corner of your mouth thatâs totes platonic and not at all wistful
Would you like to spend a day with me (watching me do what I do best, I am impressive, really I am)?
Fancy some chips?
Also, can I crash at your place sometimes?
Also, when I crash at your place can I sleep in your bed sometimes?
Hi again, Molls, would you come give me a FULL. PHYSICAL. EXAM. in like two weeks? Bring an Ambulance with a bed, no windows and yeah, my coat. The one I left the other night when I, ahem, borrowed your bed.
I canât resist going on with thisâŚ
Also, as a graduate chemist and experienced junkie who can devise and execute elaborate plans deceiving all my friends and catching a serial killer while completely off my tits, I must come and see you cause I really really really cannot figure out on my own how to drink for a couple of hours and not get drunk. I need your ahem practical experience.
âWhat do I need? You. Sure, I could have just asked for your help, but I decided to ask in the most suggestive way I could think of. Also when it was just the two of us, alone, in the dark. #totallyplatonicâ
Oh, whoa there, Miss Molly, youâre not going anywhere for lunch. Yeah, totally brought us some crisps to snack on âcause I canât lab without my pathologist. Sorry I didnât bring more to eat but I sorta, kinda like it when youâre ⌠hungry.
Hiya Molly!! Is that our ambulance? How fab are you!! You can totes do a physical on me when no one can see my reactionâŚand plz plz plz do tell me to cough.
Our goddaughterâs christening? Letâs act like a very old married couple when you can stop me from being a jerk with one word âŚ. ok ok maybe not a total success but I texted from behind my back which is extremely difficult just for you Molly ⌠see Molly? ⌠I can be nice-ish
Remember that time..far far awayâŚwhen i was acting absolutely cool and collected and like a dude! When Irene was at 221B, trying to find where i hid my phone. And I totally did NOT break character and broke gaze when John said âMolly Hooper, she can get the phone..â *nervous tittering* No, dont remember. Good goodâŚ
Oh! Oh. Heh. Sorry. Totes thought that that little giftie was for some other dude. Heh. Yeh. Shouldnâta gone off like that, but, you know⌠*shrug* I mean I thought that was for some other dude and youâre bringing it to my house so I thought⌠heh. Yeah. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by giving my First-Ever Sincere Apology To Anyone Ever and giving you a kiss on the cheek. There. Totes platonic.
I mean, I know I said, âI love you,â once and you had accepted it, but Iâm gonna say it again for funsies, even though the clock is ticking down on your life. For god sakes, donât make it into a *thing*.
I swear I just need to read these comments whenever I need a cheer up. :) âĄâĄ
Yeah, sex really doesnât bother me at all. I honestly donât care that the earth revolves around the sun or whoâs having sex with whom. Iâve played games with a dominatrix, spar innuendos with my brother, wrote an entry on Johnâs blog talking about he and Maryâs Sex Holiday; I deduce cheaters in relationships faster than the housing bubble blew up in America. So, I have no idea why are weâre making it a big deal that I experienced a minor brain aneurysm, and system shut down, when Molly said she was having quite a bit of sex. Thatâs normal, right?
This post is pure gold.
Friendly reminder that every one of these is text. Not subtext. Text. Canon.