Since S2, Sherlock has initiated almost every single intimate encounter between himself and Molly. And people still want to call her pathetic for being unable to move on.
āI hope youāll be very happy Molly Hooperā I say as I give you a lingering kiss by the corner of your mouth thatās totes platonic and not at all wistful
Would you like to spend a day with me (watching me do what I do best, I am impressive, really I am)?
Fancy some chips?
Also, can I crash at your place sometimes?
Also, when I crash at your place can I sleep in your bed sometimes?
Hi again, Molls, would you come give me a FULL. PHYSICAL. EXAM. in like two weeks? Bring an Ambulance with a bed, no windows and yeah, my coat. The one I left the other night when I, ahem, borrowed your bed.
I canāt resist going on with thisā¦
Also, as a graduate chemist and experienced junkie who can devise and execute elaborate plans deceiving all my friends and catching a serial killer while completely off my tits,Ā I must come and see you cause I really really really cannot figure out on my own how to drink for a couple of hours and not get drunk. I need your ahem practical experience.
āWhat do I need? You. Sure, I could have just asked for your help, but I decided to ask in the most suggestive way I could think of. Also when it was just the two of us, alone, in the dark. #totallyplatonicā
Oh, whoa there, Miss Molly, youāre not going anywhere for lunch. Yeah, totally brought us some crisps to snack on ācause I canāt lab without my pathologist. Sorry I didnāt bring more to eat but I sorta, kinda like it when youāre ā¦ hungry.
Hiya Molly!! Is that our ambulance? How fab are you!! You can totes do a physical on me when no one can see my reactionā¦and plz plz plz do tell me to cough.
Our goddaughterās christening? Letās act like a very old married couple when you can stop me from being a jerk with one word ā¦. ok ok maybe not a total success but I texted from behind my back which is extremely difficult just for you Molly ā¦ see Molly? ā¦ I can be nice-ish
Remember that time..far far awayā¦when i was acting absolutely cool and collected and like a dude! When Irene was at 221B, trying to find where i hid my phone. And I totally did NOT break character and broke gaze when John said āMolly Hooper, she can get the phone..ā *nervous tittering* No, dont remember. Good goodā¦
Oh! Oh.Ā Heh.Ā Sorry.Ā Totes thought that that little giftie was for some other dude.Ā Heh.Ā Yeh.Ā Shouldnāta gone off like that, but, you knowā¦ *shrug* I mean I thought that was for some other dude and youāre bringing it to my house so I thoughtā¦ heh.Ā Yeah.Ā Sorry.Ā Let me make it up to you by giving my First-Ever Sincere Apology To Anyone Ever and giving you a kiss on the cheek.Ā There.Ā Totes platonic.
I mean, I know I said, āI love you,ā once and you had accepted it, but Iām gonna say it again for funsies, even though the clock is ticking down on your life. For god sakes, donāt make it into a *thing*.
I swear I just need to read these comments whenever I need a cheer up. :) ā”ā”
Yeah, sex really doesnāt bother me at all. I honestly donāt care that the earth revolves around the sun or whoās having sex with whom. Iāve played games with a dominatrix, spar innuendos with my brother, wrote an entry on Johnās blog talking about he and Maryās Sex Holiday; I deduce cheaters in relationships faster than the housing bubble blew up in America. So, I have no idea why are weāre making it a big deal that I experienced a minor brain aneurysm, and system shut down, when Molly said she was having quite a bit of sex. Thatās normal, right?
This post is pure gold.
Friendly reminder that every one of these is text. Not subtext. Text. Canon.
