honestly idk

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

pre hairwash melancholy

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

i think my curse got stronger

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector