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Jules of Nature
Three Goblin Art

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cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
@helloggs u

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The woman off the Popeyes commercial got a strong ass neck
thats my baby
music videos set in a surreal cgi desert (1999-2002)
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
thank
[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

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this haircut though
a protector for your butt would be a bootyguard
That sounds like my kind of job!
Oh Iโm an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. Thatโs fine. Itโs harmless, and I donโt know whatโs going on in this womanโs life. Iโll give her the benefit of the doubt sheโs not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from โindifferentโ to โIโm gonna fuck with this womanโs head.โ Now I would say Iโm a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course Iโm not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. Thatโs shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like Iโm studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of โoccultyโ jewelry Iโm wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
โWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?โ
I chuckled, and shake my head. โNothing at all.โ I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. โBut every time something bad happens to you today, youโre gonna be thinking of me.โ
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
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Ryan Reynolds took his Deadpool suit home after filming was completed

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mumslims
new reeds
woodwinds: its monday
brass: i know
woodwinds: do you know what this means
brass: no
woodwinds: new reed
brass: but you got one on friday
brass: and thursday
woodwind: so??
woodwind: they taste good
brass: freak ass ho
brass: *resumes sniffing mouthpiece spray*
strings / piano: who broke them
Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes on penthouse levels. Other males, a group Calhoun termed โthe beautiful ones,โ never sought sex and never foughtโthey just ate, slept, and groomed, wrapped in narcissistic introspection. Elsewhere, cannibalism, and violence became endemic. Mouse society had collapsed.
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Narrating Peopleโs Lives: On the Go! ๐ถ (Iโm not ashamed to complimentโฆ XD)
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I Donโt Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But Iโm Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I canโt waste alcohol: a sequel
Iโve Finished Half of This Gross Drink So I Can Add More Mixer: the disappointing epilogue