Dare to Dream

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

The burger is holding together at 37 miles an hour. I’d like to see a European sandwich make the same boast.

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.