Niko @haphazardfishmonger - Tumblr Blog

TUMBLR CONFESSION IS OPEN

this is a website full of SINNERS, SICKOS, and HOMOS!!!!!

So tell me .... what sins of the past still haunt you?

Did you do hamilton discourse? Become the most popular jonas brothers rpf writer on AO3 when you were 13? Did you make a fake post on tumblr about owning the homophobes? Did you spend 2 years roleplaying as a middle aged mom who writes letters to serial killers in the true crime community before eventually deleting the 10,000 follower blog in shame? Did you do hamilton discourse?

Father Strange is here to offer a comforting ear and absolve you of your guilt. You many now unburden yourself anonymously in my inbox.

Responses may be included in a video!

strange-aeons

Clarification: The sins need not take place on tumblr so as long as they feel sort of tumblr-y. Anything fandom/fanfic related definitely works. writing fake stories on reddit would work. The twitter discourse trenches would work. Sometimes tumblr is a state of mind, u know?

strange-aeons

good god you people really are depraved

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f-tality0

Choso

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

montparnah-deactivated

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

ineffable-raccoon

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

tonyswirl

3th time i’ve reblogged this

marsipanart

Iltsm 🥀

romeo by pink pantheress is so weasley twins coded

#harry potter #harry potter fandom #fred weasley #weasley twins #george weasley #MORE FANFICS OF THEM PLEASEEEE #they’re so fine #its like seeing an ex #except there’s two of them #eiffel tower #NEEEDDDDD

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

ladyadrasteia666

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

pukicho

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

doctorpotatomd

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

pukicho

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

haphazardfishmonger

middle aged white men with a shotgun and a couple beers

the-muppet-joker

There are pieces of me still in the ballpit

the-muppet-joker

You REBLOG croaker?? You REBLOG croaker's suffering for the LAUGHS and the JOKES??? oh JAIL for STRANGE!!! Jail for One Thousand Years!!!!

diioonysus

“The soul, fortunately, has an interpreter - often an unconscious but still a faithful interpreter - in the eye.”

john-william-waterhouse-art

-Circe Invidiosa-

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incorrectthesongofachillesquotes

Achilles: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Achilles: Ask me to kill for you.

Patroclus: ...First of all, calm down-

Anyone can be a girlboss it’s not restricted to one gender, one race, one sexuality, it’s an ideology and I have decided that I will not #girlboss my way through high school I am simply gonna give up and get a job in my uncle’s grocery store thank you and goodnight

#gaslight #gatekeep #girlboss #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

My sexuality is whatever the fuck hange zoe has got going on

#hange supremacy #holy shit I would die for hange #defrosting the she/her pronouns so hange can call me a good girl #I am a homosexual #pls kill me with those swords #I need to stop making simp posts for anime characters #hange zoe #no more hange x reader it’s now hange x me bitch #attack on titan #my dying wish is for them to yell at ne like they yelled at that one guy

My wish is to be immortalised through a horny post abt reigen arataka’s ass

#reigen #mob pyscho #holy shit reigen has one fat ass #the crimes I would commit just to take a bite out of it pls god #reigen arataka #pls #I love dads who aren’t really dads but still give off the energy #he’s might be a dirty capitalist but he’s MY dirty capitalist #is reigen even a capitalist #I think he is #anyways vote reigen’s ass for president of the world

kuroken-lovechild

mob psycho 100 walked so jujutsu kaisen could run 😤

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djkoenig-deactivated20140905

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

chronically-ill-dandy

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

kahguyaht

i found it

the original post

i found it

eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.

i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

smooththegoofyshark

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

writergeek-cos

I legally have to reblog this

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD