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I work as a receptionist and there are two computers at the front desk and right now one of my coworkers is Googling “concept of the self” and the other is Google image searching Jersey Mike’s sandwiches

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

The low ponytail is often a sign that someone has made a private and irreversible decision

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like