Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

what if i got back into kh. just think

alas the fandom leaves much to be desired.

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

official linguistics post

M and S finally talked to each other instead of just me about this Problem we've all been having and then we spent the whole evening on call just us three talking shit, which is how it should be. but and this is crazy because i never thought i would use the words pick me, i always hated the phrase, i think i have come across at last the final boss of pick mes. this is like the high school drama i never had

this girl starts shit with every other girl on the server who she perceives to be too close to any of her dalliances, which is like 5 different guys. our original r5 / S's best girl got practically chased out of the server by her and ive had a hunch about that for almost two months now because of some things her Gay Best Friend said to me but we're all three SURE now.

they've started tormenting her back. which i find pointless and meanspirited but inarguably hilarious

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady