Don’t Be Rude

Porcellio scaber “transgender”

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

It slaps though

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"