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every year we have to say it
Trade school is ok!

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Ā
So you know.Ā
This might be the real one, yāall.
I just scored an interview for what would be a HUGE promotion at work! Not taking any risks!
For anyone who needs it
The real villain
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
Thereās a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw theyāre beautiful.
reblogging because Iāve seen this post a thousand times and Iāve never seen the happy ending!!Ā

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Men love to talk about how much it sucks to be put in the friendzone but can we talk about how it feels to be a woman and realize that you didnāt have an actual friend? You just had somebody looming over you, waiting for you to agree to fuck them
That really frames it well. What a terrible feeling that must be.
Unmute !
OMG
i canāt talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didnāt hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and iām not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabethās love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that arenāt tailored to be revealing and impractical forĀ āsex appealā just because theyāre women
4. hans zimmerās entire score but especially the iconic āheās a pirateā main theme
5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and itās not Piratesā fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.
6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabethās lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldnāt be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldnāt tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). Itās one of the most accurate corseting scenes Iāve ever seen.
7. Willās hat.
8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, thatās fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.
9. Thereās this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. Itās a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Willās storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.
10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.
11. And letās not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.
12. The governorās death scene. Holy shit.
13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didnāt. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and thatās that.
14. Youāve got to admit that wedding was unique.
15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom weāre still enjoying today.
1. They had a woman of colour play a goddess.
2. They had a woman pirate right in the first film, when the tradition is to only show male ones (hell, the PotC ride at Disney had a wench auction scene until recently). And it was a female pirate of colour at that!
3. Elizabeth may not have known how to fight in the first film, but she wasnāt helpless either. Her first instinct was to fight, but she also had the brains to recognize when it was best to hide instead. Plus when given the chance she stabbed Barbosa that one time.
4. Elizabethās lack of fighting ability was not simply because she was a woman, it was clear it was due to her societal circumstances, since we saw other women of different socioeconomic backgrounds being able to fight (and when given the opportunity to learn Elizabeth took to fighting like a duck on water).
5. The Hoist the Colours scene where we see pirates of multiple ethnicities and their varying flags, reminding us that pirates came in all shapes and sizes and werenāt just white men.
6. One of the Pirate Lords being yet ANOTHER woman of colour. She may not have had much of a speaking role if memory serves, but even her presence is already a big deal.
7. The pirates accepting their King is a woman without much fuss.
Pirates is amazing I will not here a bad word
Davy Jones CGI is legendary and a ton better than some of the stuff done today š
Iām pretty sure that female Chinese pirate was a nod to a real, documented female pirate king who was Chinese and had a whole fleet of ships at her disposal but I canāt remember her name rn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih
I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.Ā There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, itās not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.Ā If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.Ā Ā
my friend visiting my house: hey iām thirsty can i get a glass of water
me:
Nestle isnāt gonna fuck you
sheās that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive
āgod you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon budā
āPo from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,ā I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
āTheyāre right,ā they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself
we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe
this post is such a rollercoaster

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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
this is so important
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like ā86 cherriesā on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went āwhy the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherriesā and like piled them onto his milkshake
so when i made this i didnāt expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means āunavailable or out of stockā but has kinda morphed into āomitā or āleave outā. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say āno cherriesā itās the same amount of characters to type
Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
In Nebraska itās illegal to talk about the ocean
I only feel safe wearing three layers of states.

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If you wonder what itās like living in America. And this is satire but letās be honest this could very easily be real
Without noticing the source, the ONLY thing that tipped me off was the people cheering
Reblog and put in the tags whether or not most people can spell your name correctly without you spelling it for them