FIRE IN THE HOLE

i think “mxlf” would be a really funny hypothetical “performative” noun because it doesnt even replace the gendered word in the acronym

Mom X’d like to fuck

X gonna give it to her

The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

Ganon doesn't realize the Links have died and reincarnated he just thinks "huhh hylians live a lot longer than I remember"

I had a dream where jerma added an emote to his channel that was like. an indecipherable image of him colored blue eating a sandwich on a park bench and it was called "jermaSonic" and it made people so mad they wanted to kill him and it made national news

So do seahorses read fpreg.

i don’t believe in the moral panic re: horror and i think most horror writers are generally normal people. but there’s definitely something wrong with stephen king

Birds of Prey is now available streaming, time to make it into the cult classic it was born to be

actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars

because it is

Carkat

don’t ever duel me or my son again

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it