Princess Jessi

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

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please act like you’ve seen a bitch with fat tits wearing no bra at walmart before i know you weren’t born yesterday

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe