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Eva Stratt... my problematic/morally grey female character of all time. I love you and your freaky Dutch ass.

#eva stratt #I'm so happy to see more female characters get the uwu treatment by fandom #especially when theyre as dutch and intimidating and blunt as eva stratt my beloved

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homunculus-argument

You know the meme where you go "the name of [noun with a diminutive] implies the existence of [a hypothetical HUGE form of same thing, but without the diminutive]" like "existence of dorito implies the existence of THE DORO" and it's a huge-ass corn chip the size of a wheel of cheese?

Well, in finnish, the word for moth is "yökkönen", from "yö" (night), the suffix "-kko/kkö" which has many purposes but one of them is to change any word into "person involved with doing something with the root word", and the dininutive "-nen". So the name of moth is "little night creature".

But coming back to the diminutive meme, the existence of yökkönen would imply the existence of yökkö, the big (or at least medium-sized, or non-small) night creature. Through a happenstance completely unrelated to moths or other insects, "yökkö" is the finnish vernacular word for a night shift nurse.

marlynnofmany

#Oh so that's what Mothman does for a living #Good for him!

(via @gallusrostromegalus)

halondrus

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

#aspirations #good shit #me vibes

charlesoberonn

#the internet truly has sped of the process of crossover productions.

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

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parkchanwoohoo

#good shit

werewolf-transgenderism

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

werewolf-transgenderism

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

werewolf-transgenderism

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

werewolf-transgenderism

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

markscherz

#finally some good news #good shit

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

allykatsart

#im still not 100% sure if id need to download an app to use chatgpt or not #and i aint bothered to care

pusong-mangga

#good shit #me vibes #my names for spiders are George Georgettw and Bartholomew

pumpkinhrat

She would, in fact, download a car

#phm #just finished the audiobook and yes yes yes stratt is my beloved sacrificial goat #and yea shed steal a car. she probably already has???

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zaphoda

Both can be true at once if you are pure of heart

#project hail mary #yea... they would love spore

chromaticrainarts

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

#im listening to phm on audiobook while i do some carving #good shit #also this ship is really funny. good crack ship

ao3legendarium

how the fuck does one achieve these heights

anka-dm

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

#literally one of my favorite poems of all time #good shit

pmamtraveller

'Banquet of Mermaids' by Ryoko Kimura

#good shit

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