go on girl give us nothing!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE FLATTEST FLAT FUCK FRIDAY OF THE YEAR! CHAG SAMEACH!

Happy time of year when this post gets a hundred more notes (chag pesach sameach!)

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Every social media site expands until it contains screenshots of Tumblr

#they should make a social media website that's exclusively tumblr posts

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

I thought pizza discourse was such that a Chicagoan can't even enter Italy

smile at the camera with mama