If you don't believe in vampires, turn off the radio

only on tumblr will ‘halloween’ be trending on christmas eve 💀

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

The asterisk *Libel fuckin got me

what’s that noise.

sounds like a graveyard smash

i’m going to check

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Item: haunted gin made from possessed apples and also cursed by a witch

In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions.  The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions

WHAT

confess your sins to the CRIME SKELETON