you dug my heart a grave

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

there are lots of taskmaster tasks where contestants get alex to take his clothes off or put him in otherwise compromising situations but rhod gilbert is the only one who gives the distinct impression that he's doing it specifically to cuck greg

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

bro. we need to fuck, bro. for the narrative, dude. for the progression of the hero’s journey, homeslice. we need to bone nasty. no homo or anything it’s just for the character development. yeah we need to cuddle afterwards. for the narrative, man.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed